Total Medals Earned: 672 (From 144 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,930 Points
Medals Earned: 12/16 (320/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/170 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/270 points)
Medals Earned: 18/20 (440/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/50 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Push the hardest.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Beat the first 8 games
Beat the first 16 games
Beat all 32 games
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Get the bad ending
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Blow up a jeep
Buy everything
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
You got killed by the Weebl
