Total Medals Earned: 672 (From 144 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,930 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/165 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 4/11 (35/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/230 points)
Medals Earned: 10/17 (205/480 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
Here my heart can rest.
<3
They were meant to be.
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
Once you go green...
Who needs a parachute?
An ending that's out of this world!
That's what really happened?
run 50m length
run 250m length
transform to harry potter
transform to Jaws
transform to Jacob the werewolf
run 500m length
run 1km length
perform 30x book streaks
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill your first enemy
Throw your first bomb
Watch the credits until the end
Complete Chapter 1 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 2 without shooting
Complete Chapter 2 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Insane difficulty
Acquire 9 lives
Complete Chapter 3 on Hard difficulty
Earn 1 million points
Complete Chapter 2 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 1 without shooting
Complete Chapter 1 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 on Normal difficulty
Watch all 6 cutscenes without skipping
Beat the game on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Insane difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Hard difficulty
Complete Chapter 4 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 5 on Normal difficulty
Complete Chapter 3 without shooting
Beat the game on Hard difficulty
Beat the game on Insane difficulty
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run
Complete the easy round
Complete the game
Finish in under 300 seconds
Complete the medium round
Finish in under 250 seconds
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
